to sound smarter is to appear smart. start off by inserting um or uh or like in between every word (or “everyword” if you want to sound smart). try to include powerful words like oil, bingo, waste basket in your speech. NEVER say toilet. ONLY say commode.

 

you can sound more cultured or more smarter if you replace the word “window” with “clearish pre-broken square.” you can click on the audio file below to hear a smart person say this:

 

uh clears like pre um broken uh square