OUR ANNUAL WACKY GADGET TEST
currency cleaner
haha they really went nuts on this design. this is a currency cleaner. it’s a special cup that can clean your dollar bills. i’ve never heard of such a thing. money used to be very dirty but not anymore. a 5 minute dunk will deeply sanitize your bills. you can go for slightly less if you feel like it. this device has been tested in a lab and the lab claims that this will solve all of your problems. i think it could be a little too wacky for my taste. does it work? i guess so.
watch for cats
looney bin watch for cats. i actually think this invention is extremely useful. you only need to purchase one because cats favor only one out of their four or more or less legs. the band on this watch is pretty soft. it fastens using a device i’ve never seen before so i can’t really explain it. you never have to replace the battery because it automatically recharges using your cat’s brain energy. pretty solid device! tested it on my cat who has a very generic name and she didn’t like it at all. but i like it ;)
shoe horn that smells
you can use this smelly shoe horn if you’re afraid that your feet smell. you no longer have to be embarrassed - just blame it on this wacky invention. if i had to describe the smell, i’d say it’s a rotten food smell. very powerful. will fool everybody around you and make you seem like a really good person. i tried it in public and made at least 3 people vomit. works perfect!
brick thief
most builders use more bricks than they actually need to use. they are just ripping off consumers. everybody knows about this. use the brick thief to take one here and there from any buildings you come across. bricks just pop right out using this product. you can save the bricks you are freeing and use them to build a wall, house, or even your own building. how does it work? it shatters into a million pieces as soon as you remove it from the box. pre and post trash.
