are these things normal or are they nuts? are you in a regular mental state or are you food?  are you a feeling or are you a consumable? 

 

almonds are almost normal but are also 30 - 40% cockroach body. they are nuts. almonds feature a strange brain-itching pattern and you can taste the pattern in almond milk.

 

quirks:

 

quirkiness is something that people think is special but they also hate it. why do we have quirks? i have quirks so that i will pay more attention to myself.

 

examples of quirks:

 

i like to say “bade azz” all the time.

 

i always play the piano with my feet even though i know i play much better with my hands.

 

fear:

 

like dunking your body in a wishing well and everybody’s bad wishes get stuck to you and influence your life or a moment in your life.

 

examples of fear:

 

every time i wash my hands i think that they’ll dissolve in the water. i put my dirty hands in the running water and scream and scream. but my hands don’t dissolve. 

 

why are you scared of spiders? you’re only scared of some of their legs. you’re scared because spiders aren’t able to flatter you.

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habits:

 

whatever is good for me or you.

 

examples of habits:

 

i have a habit of reading text in reverse order when i have to give a speech in public. i know it’s really bad and it makes the audience uncomfortable. plus nobody gets the message.

 

holidays are all habits. there is no need to celebrate anything. we just do because it’s a habit.

 

telling strangers about the lifecycle of a brown bag just out of habit :(

 

i hope that explains these words and i can’t believe you didn’t already know them. if you didn’t know them, you might want to look them up in a jumbo webster’s dictionary. make sure to look up borderline sunflower.