first of all, who is tv’s mcdreamy? he’s an average looking and acting person but we have made you believe that he’s more than that. get ready to receive unthoughtful love advice from a heartthrob who is based in a mcdonald’s dream. or somebody had a dream about a stud who was hanging out at mcdonald’s and people called him or her mcdreamy in the steamy dreamy.

 

imagine a blurry soap opera scene with fake mcdonalds food and essence. that’s what i’m sensing from this. this mcdonalds dream person wants to give love advice. people or hamburgers can write in.

 

dear mcdreamy,

 

lately i’ve been feeling like i prefer my public restroom steamy dreamies to reality. in my mcdreams, the public restrooms are never clean but they are always dirty in the best way possible. i fantasize about walking into the restroom. nobody’s there but i notice that the water is running in the sink. the water is flowing over a timecard and i guess someone decided to put it there. i run out to the car and grab my partner’s pierced ear and try to show off my restroom discovery but the pierced ear doesn’t seem very interested. i wake up feeling like my partner’s pierced ear doesn’t understand me at all. and then i’m resentful when i’m awake. i know this is wrong but what can i do?

 

love you mcdreamy!

 

sincerely,

inadequate in the bathroom

 

dearest inadequate in the bathroom,

 

thanks for your message. hey, you should try to not have feelings when you’re awake. it’s the best way to live. also i think you should probably explore other restrooms in your dreams. you’re bound to find one that lives up to your partner’s pierced ear’s and your expectations. what was the problem? hope that helps!

 

always,

 

tv’s mcdreamy