eat this water and lose weight. eat this bacteria and lose too much weight.

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eat this tissue and lose your mind or eat our mind and and lose this kleenex. 

 

what is new science?

 

new science is learning about how to learn about something in a new way. so we have learned a lot about learning about how to diet in a new way and we are sharing this information with you while you are learning. 

 

what is dieting?

 

dieting is a genre of self-deprivation and is an act that tests self-control. when you diet, you are controlling what kinds of food and amounts of food go into your toilet or mouth. your mouth will never have a mind of it’s own so keep dreaming.

 

eat these oreos and i dare you to lose weight. this is the new science. hope you like it :)