moved the toilet to the kitchen right in front of the stove. that way i can watch water boil while i’m making water.

 

remove all of your windows and replace them with whatever matches the exterior of your home. no light is as wacky as it gets :)

 

build a bed for your loved one out of matches. my loved one’s room is very cozy and features an uncontrollable fire in the “fireplace.” if this is too dark, please think of something you want to think about.

 

building a cat stare collector to collect all of your cat’s stares. this will take a lot of time and trying to understand how to build this project will probably give your brain a wacky strain.

 

instead of having a normal boring atrium in your house, turn your atrium into a landfill! fill with all of your best trash. leftover food? add to the “atrium.” cans, fans, and/or mans? add-to-atrium. landfill atrium for you and your home.