meet brungie the amazing tire eating snake. last summer, brungie’s owner’s house was hit by a lightning bolt. everything in the house fried up and the owner’s hair got really frizzy. everybody was whispering, “ouch my body feels fried.” brung knew just want to do! he wrapped his body around all of the people in the house and dragged them out of the crispy house, down the street, turned left onto the highway, exited, and dropped them off at the hospital with their insurance cards. H E R O!

 

blah blah blah maybe a spider named samantha that is really good at makeovers. nasty people end up looking slightly less dirty. the spider will stop you before you leave the house and say something like, “i can’t beliiiiiiiieeeeve you’re wearing that. meow sneeze :(“

 

many hero pets have been blown up in different human wars. but i don’t know their names so i can’t tell you about them. next!

 

meet a unique little cat named rollo who rolls his eyes at you while saving your life. owner theiosls tells the story:

 

one day i was floating around in my above ground pool when suddenly i started coughing uncontrollably. and then i started sneezing and couldn’t stop. my sweet boy cat rollo came over and rolled his eyes at me so hard while i was almost drowning. i looked up at his face while i was drowning. it made me feel embarrassed and then i stopped sneezing and coughing. i threw down my drink can and got out of pool so fast. thanks to rollo i didn’t die alone in the pool. he’s my hero.