MEAT-A-MELONS

Juicy, succulent, vine-ripened steak!

Many have sought the perfect alternative meat and finally we have the solution.

Meat-a-Melons are just another way we are making up for nature's vast shortcomings!

 

Engineered with the help of our MBARC system, these protein-packed pods are ready to slice, dice, grill, or chill! Meat-a-Melon alternative meat is so real it even bleeds, screams, and trembles when prepared to star in any selection of your favorite dishes!

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Pick up at your local grocer between the produce and deli counters. Can be kept in a warm environment for up to 2 weeks before needing to be burned or fully eviscerated!